Faulbaer's Schlafmulde :: english :: amazon
2011.09.10, 17:16



amazone (noun)

the mental zone in which you find yourself the very millisecond after you one-click bought something you absolutely positively don't need ever. (an order which in fact you will be too proud to cancel afterwards, though)

example: I was well in my amazone after buying that pink five-star-rated vacuum cleaner scrub I probably won't ever use.

amazoned (adjective)

the mixed feeling of guilt and excitement you have right after buying something you probably wouldn't have bought if it weren't so easy.

example: just ordered all six fast and furious movies on blu-ray in 3d including a blu-ray player - now I'm feeling slightly amazoned: the tracking says it will arrive tomorrow!

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